
‘I’ve pretty much sorted my Christmas shopping already’ insists absolute twat
A twat has revealed today that she is ‘pretty much sorted for Christmas already’ after wrapping the last of her presents.
View article >A twat has revealed today that she is ‘pretty much sorted for Christmas already’ after wrapping the last of her presents.
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