The government has instantly alleviated a growing crisis in the courts system by reducing the trial backlog to zero thanks to a new policy of not prosecuting crimes that happened in the past.
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People of the UK need to stop being frightened into wearing big coats by the money men behind expensive layers of insulation because hypothermia only kills a couple of hundred people a year in the UK.
Tory backbencher and self-published memoir-writer has today lashed out at the many remainer-owned galleries that steadfastly refused to host an exhibition of artwork he produced during lockdown.
A man who accidentally inserted an inert WWII shell into his rectum has today been identified as Tory backbencher and perpetual Blitzphile, Mark Francios.
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