Social media addictions cured by timelines becoming 100% Wordle
A man’s admitted social media addiction has been completely cured by having timelines full of smug gits showing off their prowess at a silly 5-letter word game.
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Conservative party gives Boris Johnson yet another last chance
‘If you fuck up again there will be consequences and we really really mean it this time,’ senior Conservatives have told Boris Johnson today.
Policeman on door of 10 Downing Street replaced by bouncers
The Police Constable who stands guard at the door of 10 Downing Street has been replaced by Mike and Kev of ‘Doormen’, Romford’s finest entry control specialists.
Prince Andrew to retain title of Mummy’s Special Little Soldier
Despite having all of his royal titles revoked, Prince Andrew has been told he will retain the title of Mummy’s Special Little Soldier.
