Anyone describing themselves as ‘mad’ actually ‘tediously bland’
Self-proclaimed “mad” people are actually stupendously dull.
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Man furious as wife leaves the toilet seat down AGAIN after using the toilet
A man is furious today after finding his wife had left the toilet seat down in the bathroom yet again after using the toilet.
Touchingly optimistic woman asks husband to remember they’re doing something in May
A charmingly optimistic woman has asked her husband to remember they’ll be doing something on the weekend of the 12th of May in the apparently sincere belief he won’t forget all about it.
Man continues joyless slog through great work of literature
A man has finally reached page 50 of Gabriel Garcia Marquez’s seminal masterpiece ‘One Hundred Years Of Solitude’, 234 days after first embarking on the novel.
