Man seriously injured after opening his kitchen Tupperware cupboard without wearing a helmet
A man has been seriously injured today after completely forgetting to wear a helmet before opening the Tupperware cupboard in his kitchen.
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Good? I’ve had better Fridays, admits Jesus
Jesus has claimed that whilst he has no problem with people celebrating Good Friday, maybe they would consider renaming it to something more appropriate.
Adorably naive woman thinks THIS is the thing that will bring down Boris Johnson
After the prime minister was handed a £50 fine for breaking the law during December 2020, which in turn means he misled parliament, an adorably naive woman has convinced herself that THIS is what will being down Boris Johnson. Sharon Williams, 35, from Basingstoke cheered when she saw the news of the fines being given
The Conservative Cookbook: 5 simple meals struggling plebs can make for under 50p
Following a completely unfair Panorama episode about people in the 6th richest nation on Earth struggling to feed their families because of reasons completely unrelated to current government policy, CCHQ has kindly suggested some simple ways to help these malingerers cook up a cheap feast. The following are the top five recipes in the new
