Cbeebies Bedtime Story will once again have a celebrity reader as the Duchess of Cambridge has decided to read the classic story of lower class oiks being delighted at being taxed so that inbreds who own a third of England can buy some more horses.
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A man who quite easily managed to run 30 full minutes on a treadmill at the gym without spitting, was surprisingly still unable to run 30 seconds on the road without spitting earlier it is revealed.
Vehicular collisions have asked the media to stop connecting them to the Culture Secretary’s disastrous interviews where she reminds everybody of the kind of spiteful gin-sponge who would ruin her daughter’s wedding just to be the centre of attention.
50-year-old television presenter Kirstie Allsopp has spoken to the media about how today’s young people could get on the housing ladder the same way she did, by making their own lunches to save money, and being the daughter of a Baron.
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