Pregnancies by milkmen ‘at all time low’
Britain’s once mighty workforce of unrelentingly randy milkmen are now accountable for ‘less than 0.5%’ of new pregnancies, a statistical breakdown of modern inception participants has found.
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Daily Mail remains newspaper of choice for complete f*cking b*stards
A new study has shown that over 95% of Daily Mail readers are complete f*cking b*stards.
Man decides it’s easier to be climate change denier than waste his life washing out food containers
A man has decided it’s easier to become a climate change denier than spend 90% of his free time scrubbing out the remnants of an M&S Broccoli Cheese or Waitrose Cannelloni in order to recycle them.
Marvel to release “Where’s Hawkeye?” Infinity War spinoff book
Comics fans will be invited to try and find the archer superhero amongst the literally hundreds of characters who appear in the film.
