Stacy’s mom now a great-grandmother
In news guaranteed to make you feel old, that hot mom you fancied at school has become a great-grandmother.
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Southerners who refer to ‘Lunch’ as ‘Dinner’ face on-the-spot fines of up to £100
Southerners who categorise meal times incorrectly are to be punished, at long last.
People who hold their f**king phone to their f**king ear almost extinct
Nearly every twat is holding their phones at arm’s length and shouting into it like they’re on The Apprentice or something, according to research this morning.
Brexiteer and Corbynite fall in love thanks to shared hatred of being mocked online
Two members of Britain’s most vociferous political tribes are set to be joined in wedlock after Simon Williams, an ardent Leaver and retired postman from Eastbourne, proposed to Amanda Tinnock, a member of Momentum and former yoga instructor from Brighton.
