Editors of Britain’s redtops have decreed that Prince Harry deciding to marry a BME woman, and allowing her friends and relatives at the service, has absolved the UK for any suffering caused by policies driven by relentless xenophobia.
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An actress is about to say something to a bishop, oo-er missus, it has emerged.
The soon-to-be Duke of Sussex is being hurried back to Windsor after being found stark naked in Dundee with a traffic cone on his head.
Kensington Palace has announced that Prince Charles will take Meghan Markle up the aisle tomorrow, much to the amusement of Sid James.
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