Anyone who opens a paperback wide enough to create a faint line down the spine is deserving of death, according to a woman refusing to lend you her book this morning.
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Widespread reports appear to confirm that literally everyone is making a podcast, with the exception of you, you f**king loser.
The male population of the country has today announced that although the earning gap between themselves and the female members of the population is at 9.7%, it’s still not nearly wide enough.
With London’s murder total reaching fifty for the year so far, the government that cut 20,000 police jobs has said it is baffled why serious crime is on the rise.
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