Artist’s main creative output is anxiety
Local artist Simone Williams puts the majority of her creative energy into finding things to be anxious about, according to reports.
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Ocado adds ‘stockpile’ to its quantity options
Ocado, online saviours to the lazy middle-classes, has announced that it will be adding ‘stockpile’ to its website’s quantity options.
Meanwhile: Handsome, chiselled, soulful man will be keeping his t-shirt ON today
A chiselled God of a man is maintaining an annoying level of public decency while lesser men walk around shirtless.
UK braced for first day of over-wrapped pensioners whinging that it’s too hot
Forecasters are predicting that today will be the first day that people over the age of 70 will consider it to be a ‘lovely day’, but much too early in the year to drop their hat, scarf, long johns, gloves, woolly tights, vest, t-shirt, shirt, cardigan and top coat, just in case it turns nippy.
