Local man Simon Williams has managed his recommended 10,000 steps today by walking from the main concourse to platform 14 at Manchester Piccadilly Station. The walk, which took longer than he cares to remember, began a little after 8am this morning with him bidding farewell to his girlfriend at platform two and wishing her well
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A woman who spent most of her life believing she was nothing like her Mother has now accepted that she’s actually been slowly morphing into her since her late thirties.
The last person in the entire country predisposed to believing the words coming out of Boris Johnson’s mouth is today complaining about police issuing fines for Downing Street parties that never happened. Simon Williams, an accounts clerk from Basingstoke, spoke of his outrage at the fines, telling us, “Boris told us it didn’t happen, and
A 60-year-old man from Cheshire has claimed that his right to free speech is being curtailed in a world overrun by ‘liberal woke lefties’, despite being perfectly comfortable expressing whatever opinion comes into his head, to anyone, at any time.
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