Saint George actually a Pink Hippopotamus, historians confirm
The Patron Saint of England was not English but an effeminate pink hippo who lived with a talking bear, historians have claimed today.
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Nobody knows what St. George did but would like a Bank Holiday anyway
Britons everywhere are demanding a bank holiday in memory of their patron saint.
Duchess of Cambridge sent home from maternity ward because all the beds are full and she’s barely even dilated
Catherine and the Duke of Cambridge travelled to hospital on Monday morning but were sent home again and told to come back in a few hours, as Catherine wasn’t ‘far enough along yet’.
MPs to celebrate St George’s Day by agreeing to bomb his homeland some more
Britain’s politicians are commemorating St. George’s Day by agreeing to once again bomb the shit out of where his house used to be.
