New study says “no, pizza doesn’t secretly help you lose weight, you fat fucking moron”
Pizza is bad for you and always will be, according to scientists this morning.
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Man happy paying £1.50 for stuff that comes free from the tap furious at paying 10p for bottle it comes in
People who don’t think twice about paying £1.50 for a bottle of water that would have cost them a fraction of a penny if it came from their tap, are today losing their shit at plans to charge them ten pence for the bottle it comes in.
Father panics as son befriends working class toddler in soft play area
A middle-class dad was left horrified after noticing his son had chummed up with a little boy of lower socio-economic status.
‘Social smoker’ relieved to only develop ‘social Emphysema’
A man recently diagnosed with emphysema has been pleased to learn that his condition may not be as bad as he first feared.
