President Bone Spurs gives lecture about bravery
A man who got himself five military deferments to avoid getting shot at has criticised people who won’t run towards gunfire today.
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This car definitely makes me invisible, insists man picking nose in traffic
A man is busy picking his nose while sat in traffic, seemingly under the impression his vehicle renders him invisible.
Teachers will definitely run in where trained security guards fear to tread, insists NRA
Teachers will definitely channel their inner Rambo in a situation a trained security guard didn’t fancy, according to the NRA this morning.
Republicans demand Second Amendment be changed to remove right to ‘not bear arms’
Right-minded Republicans are demanding that everyone in America be constitutionally forced to arm themselves with one or more guns regardless of what they personally think about the matter.
