After the United Kingdom experienced a rise in temperature above freezing yesterday, the Daily Express has warned readers that a dangerous heatwave could be on the way.
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Audi driver Simon Williams has acted on advice about how to drive in snowy conditions by changing his driving technique from his usual ‘massive bellend’ to a more cautious ‘bit of a dick’.
Panic buyers are being forced to live off bread and milk after needlessly buying absolutely shitloads of the stuff.
Unfortunate motorists stuck overnight on motorways in the snow will be charged council tax for ‘residing’ in the area.
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