Perverts everywhere thank Sir Christopher Chope for blocking upskirt bill
Brave Sir Christopher Chope has saved the day for upskirters everywhere.
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Schrödinger’s Muslim ‘getting away with everything’ while simultaneously ‘surrounding Tommy Robinson in prison’
Recently incarcerated Tommy Robinson has updated Schrödinger’s famous thought experiment by insisting that Muslims exist in a state of both getting away with all their crimes whilst simultaneously surrounding him in prison.
Friend into football now
A man has astonished friends by suddenly and unexpectedly appearing to be into football, according to reports this morning.
Meghan and Liz ‘absolutely wankered’ in Chester Wetherspoons
The Queen and the Duchess of Sussex were seen getting properly hammered yesterday.
