Simone Williams, a woman and cat lover from Brighton, has maintained that her male tabby cat, Scruffles, would eventually modify his behaviour following her passionate and well-argued lectures on the morality of killing prey when food was plentiful.
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Every company with more than 20 employees must hire a Goth by 2021 under new diversity legislation.
Several famous YouTube pundits, none of whom have ever been incarcerated for saying what they think, have courageously marched in defence of freedom of expression, braving crowds who shouted many harsh words at them with only their conviction and dozens of taxpayer-funded police officers for protection.
Strict gun-control laws mean everyone in London is Kung-Fu fighting, and it’s frightening, President Trump has told the NRA convention.
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