‘F*cking football’ says tennis
Tennis is bloody annoyed at all this football nonsense taking up people’s time and filling up the TV schedules.
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Bloody skirmishes erupt between Centigrade and Fahrenheit factions as heatwave intensifies
Temperatures reached boiling point (100 degrees C) across the UK yesterday as rival Centigrade and Fahrenheit users beat each other senseless.
Woman’s initial attraction to man in bar withers and dies during first conversation
A woman’s attraction to a man has died after talking to him for five minutes.
Waitrose to attract other socio-economic groups by re-branding as ‘WIDL’
Following the issue of a profit warning this week by the John Lewis Partnership, the decision has been made to re-brand Waitrose to appeal to a greater number of regular people.
