Brexiters unhappy at football coming ‘home’ to England via Schengen area
Brexiters have queried the ethnicity of football after hearing it would like to come ‘home’ via the open borders inside the Schengen area.
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Woman ‘must be pregnant’ because she ordered a decaf drink
Everyone has assumed that a woman is pregnant simply because she’s asked for a decaffeinated beverage.
Older woman responds to science with ‘Oh, for goodness’ sake!’ followed by some nonsense
An older lady reckons the peer-reviewed study she’s just heard about is rubbish and she definitely knows better.
I’ve never seen Love Island the new ‘I’m a Vegan’
A man who has no interest in ITV 2s Love Island seems to think that everyone wants him to tell them, according to reports this morning.
