Santa Claus definitely a paedophile, insists Elon Musk
Technology billionaire Elon Musk has extended his reputation for sniffing out paedophiles by accusing Santa Claus of f*cking the very kids he claims to be benefitting.
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Donald Trump asks Queen why she built her castle underneath Heathrow’s flight path
Donald Trump has again demonstrated his masterful understanding of the history of other nations, by asking the Queen why she built her house under so many noisy planes.
Queen accused of sending subtle ‘coded message’ to Trump with her choice of hats
Her Majesty has courted controversy today after critics suggested her choice of hats was a calculated comment on the visiting US president.
People briefly interested in football relieved that they can go back to moaning about it again
New football experts, who are already looking forward to another brief flirtation with the game in 2022, have today declared their relief at once again being able to tell their partners to ‘turn that crap off’ and stop pretending to understand the offside rule.
