Theresa May urged not to sign any more Christmas cards ‘from the Prime Minister’
Government advisers have instructed the Prime Minister to get used to signing things as ‘Theresa’ again.
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Brexit Betrayal march to attract people from all walks of racism
Today’s Brexit Betrayal march is attracting ordinary folk from across the racist spectrum, according to reports
Audi owner ruins sex session by pulling out without warning
Sex with an Audi driver has been described as being ‘as good as his driving’ this morning, after what was expected to be a marathon session ended when he abruptly whipped out and shoved off with no warning.
Public schools grateful to media for highlighting how good they are at getting students into Oxbridge
The top eight public schools in the country are overjoyed that news outlets have decided to show just how much their exorbitant fees are worth it when it comes to getting pupils into Oxford and Cambridge.
