The Brexit lexicon has once again impacted the English language as the Oxford English Dictionary decreed that the term ‘had robust discussions’ would now be included in its latest edition as meaning the same as piss off, go away, jog on or go choke on a badger’s cock.
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A man has abandoned plans to give up apathy for Lent as it seems like a lot of work, and he can’t really be bothered.
A one-year-old has shunned the thoughtful gift given to her by her grandparents in favour of spending the afternoon playing with the brightly coloured wrapping paper instead.
Health conscious Brits, campaigning for the UK to veto any possible deal to import chlorine-washed chicken from the US, are apparently more than happy to gulp down a mouthful of chlorine washed scabs, verrucae and snot in their local swimming pool.
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