Some people with access to newspapers and televisions reckon that panting Boris Johnson as a sex maniac will actually make a difference to his supporters.
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Due to a complete lack of clean clothes a man has been forced to wear that awful shirt his wife’s parents bought him last Christmas.
A man who has been sat silently in the spare room for over an hour following an argument with his spouse has confirmed that, actually, he is not sulking, he’s brooding.
Your pet dog has generously offered to help you finish your dinner, it has emerged.
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