New Apple Watch will mock you when you fall over
The Apple Watch Series 4 will offer a sarcasm mode to mock you when you fall over.
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World enters new post-satire era
The world has entered a new era where it has become impossible to distinguish between satire and reality, historians have confirmed.
Nation united in belief that people who shout at the children of MPs are massive twats
The nation is finally united behind the common belief that the sort of person that shouts at the children of an MP, regardless of that MP’s political beliefs, is clearly a massive bellend.
‘Smack me if you want but don’t forget who’ll be choosing your nursing home’, laughs child
Amid fresh calls to ban smacking in the home, children have reminded their parents that they are free to parent how they wish but to remember who will have the last laugh.
