God has rejected America’s latest batch of thoughts and prayers following another mass shooting, this time in a Texas Elementary School, telling them he doesn’t grant prayers for things you can easily fix yourself.
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Following another mass shooting that has left 19 school children dead, author of the Second Amendment, James Madison, has angrily spoken out from beyond the grave to insist he meant the ‘right to bear arms that existed in 1791’.
After yet another mass shootings at a US school, the National Rifle Association has insisted that the only way to prevent further tragedies of this nature is to finally implement a ban ‘schools’.
American gun owners have this evening confirmed that their right to defend their homes from pretend enemies is far more important than other people’s real children. As yet more students lie slowly cooling on school grounds, gun owners have agreed it is a tragedy, but not enough of a tragedy to actually make any changes
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