Standing-at-the-back-dressed-stupidly-and-looking-stupid Party takes three Tory councils
The Standing-at-the-back-dressed-stupidly-and-looking-stupid party has made significant gains in yesterday’s local council elections.
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McDonald’s releases new Tommy Robinson McThuggets with free milkshake
McDonald’s are making hay after one of their milkshakes was thrown over Tommy Robinson.
Substituting raisins for chocolate chips should be criminalised, insist nation’s children
In the wake of the school climate change strikes and the growing engagement of youth with politics, UK children agree that it should be a criminal offence to present biscuits that look like they have delicious little nodes of chocolate in them but are, in fact, full of wrinkly desiccated grapes.
Man makes pathetic joke funny by adding three crying with laughter emojis
A man on the Internet has made a frankly pathetic attempt at a hilarious jibe by adding three ‘crying with laughter’ emojis, according to reports today.
