Brexit secretary Dominic Raab has opened a new restaurant called ‘The Meaningful Choice’ where guests will be given the option of eating the one thing his staff have prepared, or going home hungry.
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Whether or not a takeaway is considered a gluttonous waste of money or a nice treat wholly depends on whether a husband or wife suggests it.
Canadian Prime Minister Trudeau says his new domestic policy will be to get baked and wait for the neighbours to their south to chill out a bit.
The Metropolitan Police has explained that its controversial attempts to infiltrate progressive activist groups came from undercover operatives maintaining that it was more important to spend a few years smoking weed and sleeping with vegans than risking their lives among hardened criminals.
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