Netflix has announced it will raise its fees for UK customers, a fact that Simon Williams from Hastings couldn’t give two fucks about, as long as they don’t mess around with his ex-girlfriend’s password settings, so he can keep using her subscription for the third straight year in a row.
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An angry man from down the pub has announced his intention to run for leadership of the Tory Party.
A man who held his wife’s handbag for a few minutes while she popped to the loo felt so thoroughly emasculated it was as if his genitals had been ripped off, made into perfumed soap and slathered all over his face.
There was outrage in Westminster as Boris Johnson was set to face prosecution over the lies he told in the EU referendum campaign.
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