Remainer to try controversial Brexit conversion therapy
EU sympathiser and traitor, Simon Williams, has signed up for expensive Brexit conversion therapy in a bid to blend in with the fifty-two per cent majority of the UK population.
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Adventurer parents to hold Alignment Reveal party for their new baby
Thrognar the Barbarian and Symbellia the Sorceress are inviting friends to a party where they will reveal the alignment of their newborn child, they have announced.
Major fire at Ocado leads to panic buying of Avocado and Quinoa
A ‘major fire’ at middle-class grocery delivery outlet Ocado has led to predictions of ‘severe shortages’ of Avocados and Quinoa for at least several days, according to reports.
Man to celebrate the Year of the Pig by focusing on capitalism and male chauvinism
Local man Simon Williams is really going to get into the spirit of the Year of the Pig by dedicating the next twelve months to capitalism and male chauvinism, we can report.
