The human race is facing being returned to its maker after a spokes-entity for God confirmed that He is to take out a full-page ad in many of the world’s newspapers tomorrow asking for all humankind to be recalled to his factories.
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On the one hand, reviews of Captain Marvel say it ‘delivers in a more satisfying way than almost any other superhero film in years’ (Empire). On the other, a man on the internet who hasn’t seen it says it is ‘pernicious feminazi propaganda’.
Men everywhere have breathed a sigh of relief after International Women’s Day came to an end at midnight.
A recent survey into the British population’s beliefs and attitudes have revealed that, once again, people are incredulous when told Birmingham is Britain’s biggest city after London, with a majority of respondents claiming there was ‘no fucking way it’s Brum’.
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