In dramatic scenes today, the Conservative Party has voted for Boris Johnson to return to Brussels and repeat the same offer loudly and slowly until the foreigners get it.
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As much of the country is set to be on fire today, many people will be looking to work from home or possibly be even excused from work.
Rutger Hauer, like his greatest and most memorable creation, has died in 2019.
Boris Johnson’s first cabinet is taking shape this afternoon with the appointment of Khorne the Blood God as Secretary of State for Culture, Media and Sport.
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