Bathroom tap designers told to calm the f**k down
Bathroom tap designers have been told to have a word with themselves and realise their job is fundamentally a simple one about getting water onto hands.
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Man With head on block demands they stop squabbling and get on with cutting it off
A man with his head on the execution block has demanded that the people in charge stop squabbling about whether or not its right to cut his head off and just get on with it.
Telling kids with knives that they’re stupid cowards will make them feel less stabby, decides public
The public seems to have settled on the idea that telling kids with knives that they are stupid and cowardly will definitely help.
Man dies after ignoring pleas from ‘so-called experts’ to vacate his burning house
A complete and utter moron has suffered an agonizing fiery death after refusing the advice of the fire service to leave his burning home.
