The government has finally passed a law that everyone can get behind. From today, restaurants, cafes, vans and even your own mother won’t be allowed to skimp on a fried breakfast and call it a “full English”. “It’s called a full English because it’s supposed to leave the English FULL,” said Simon Williams, Minister for
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