Forty-year-old man realises with horror he has no idea which remote control is which
A man is coming to terms with his own mortality after becoming hopelessly confused about which remote control he needed.
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If I become prime minister all good guys will carry massive knives, says Jeremy Hunt
After endorsing President Trump’s view of London as a hotbed of uncontrolled knife crime, Jeremy Hunt has outlined how he would tackle the issue if he wins the Tory leadership contest – all good guys will be allowed, maybe even forced, to carry big fuck-off knives.
Brexiters who’ve spent three years saying ‘you lost, get over it’ still waiting to discover what they’ve won
With the government’s Brexit deal no closer to being agreed by parliament and many promises already broken, Brexiters who’ve spent almost three years saying ‘you lost, get over it’ are still waiting to find out precisely what they’ve won.
Woman insisting ‘courgetti’ is as good as spaghetti clearly lying through teeth
A woman who is eating a lunch where the pasta has been replaced by thinly sliced courgettes is convincing absolutely no-one when she describes it as ‘delicious’.
