Huge relief as man coughing in public revealed to be choking
A coughing man caused panic today before people in the area realised he was merely choking to death.
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Man delighted by email from Nigerian Prince about inheriting 25 million toilet rolls
Local man Simon Williams has inherited 25 million toilet rolls off a Nigerian Prince, according to an email he’s just received.
Weinstein feels ‘great remorse’ that he has to go to prison
Disgraced movie producer Harvey Weinstein has spoken of the ‘great remorse’ he feels at having to go to prison.
Britain’s Moron Threat Level raised from ‘Moderate’ to ‘Severe’
As the Coronavirus crisis deepens, Britain’s moron threat level has been raised from “Moderate” to “Severe” as it’s feared that in a desperate attempt to try and seem in control, the frequency of Boris Johnson’s appearances on TV and radio will escalate dramatically.
