Britain to be locked down after simpletons couldn’t stay at home when asked politely
Dipshits who insisted on going to the park and the pub over the weekend have ruined things for everyone else, it has emerged.
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Divorce applications soar as ‘happily married’ couples complete first week working from home together
As couples across the country begin their second week of working from home together, divorce lawyers have reported a huge increase in enquiries from spouses suddenly horrified by their current marital status.
Woman reaches the ‘singing to her cat’ stage of self-isolation
Seven days into self-isolation and local woman Simone Williams is singing to her cat, we can report.
Public places to discourage visitors with huge photos of Michael Gove
Michael Gove’s leering grin will be saving lives this week, and the British public can’t say they weren’t warned.
