Goth has been practising for social distancing her entire life
Local goth Simone Williams has been wearing masks and staying at least six feet away from people for as long as she can remember, she has revealed today.
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Anti-vaxxers close to deciding which medical conditions they will pretend are caused by Coronavirus vaccine
Anti-vaxxers are withholding judgement on any possible vaccine for the Coronavirus until they’ve had a chance to decide which medical conditions they will pretend it causes.
‘Two-metre rule’ finally gets the over 60s using the metric system
The over 60s have suddenly started estimating distances in metric, according to a new study released today.
Man claiming to have had coronavirus weeks ago because he thinks it makes him look hard
A local man was today claiming to have had the Coronavirus “a few weeks ago” without realising at the time.
