‘Storm Area 51’ event removed from Facebook by aliens
A Facebook event encouraging people to ‘storm’ Area 51 was removed from Facebook for a short period before being reinstated.
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Drug dealers demand compensation for lost income after Boardmasters festival is cancelled
Drug dealers across the south-west are demanding to be compensated for lost income following the cancellation of Boardmasters festival after organisers said they expected bad weather.
Woman who wants to sell sea shells by the sea shore denied business start-up loan
A woman who applied for a start-up loan to launch her exciting new range of sea-shell stores on seafronts across the country has had her application rejected and her business plan described ‘ill-conceived’.
Lotto winner who quit job to focus on scriptwriting will probably just wank himself into an early grave
A 24-year-old man who won £10k a month for the next 30 years has given up his day job to pursue a career in screenwriting – but he’s far more likely to just bop the bishop until he can no longer breathe.
