Total bastard organises Friday afternoon meeting
It has emerged that a total bastard has organised a meeting which you will be compelled to attend later today.
View article >Society
Conservative election manifesto actually the Necronomicon
An eldritch tome of unholy secrets written by an insane medieval prophet has been launched to sweep the Conservatives into government this morning.
Use benefit claimants as bonfire ‘Guys’ urges Boris Johnson
The prime minister has encouraged communities to return to the Guy Fawkes Day tradition of lighting a huge fire, but topping it with a benefit claimant instead.
Nanny would have carried me out of a burning Grenfell, insists Jacob Rees-Mogg
Jacob Rees-Mogg has come in for criticism regarding the Grenfell tragedy this morning, after he insisted Nanny would have put him on her shoulder and taken him out of the building, regardless of what the firemen told her.
