
I didn’t witness any racist or sexist behaviour growing up with my father, insists Prince Andrew
The Duke of York claims he didn’t notice any sort of offensive behaviour from his father when growing up in Buckingham Palace.
View article >The Duke of York claims he didn’t notice any sort of offensive behaviour from his father when growing up in Buckingham Palace.
View article >It has been announced that special anti-terrorist narwhal tusks are to be installed in a variety of public places across the country.
A man who expected to be rewarded with an eternity of virgins can’t understand why he’s fielding a painted army of Orks against Roboute Guilliman today.
A violent Eastern European immigrant stole a valuable ivory tusk as London was in the grip of terror panic, according to reports in the Daily Mail today.
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