Middle age hurtling towards millennial like a f*cking freight train
Middle age is fast approaching a millennial and he can’t get out of the way.
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You can’t trust the MSM because they’re just trying to make money, says man who gets his ‘news’ from a YouTube channel just trying to sell him brain pills
A man has today insisted that you can’t trust the mainstream media because its riven with corporate interests who are only out to make a profit, unlike the YouTube channel he treats as his primate news source which only spends half its time trying to sell him suspicious-sounding health supplements.
Nightclub introduces gender-neutral cocaine snorting cubicles
Roxy’s Nightclub in North London is under fire this morning after it emerged the cubicles patrons use for chopping and snorting coke and K have been designated gender-neutral.
Now it’s too cold, says Britain petulantly
It’s too cold now and we wish it could be nice and warm like it was before, Britain has announced this evening.
