Government will pull election bill if vote is given to people who won’t vote for them
The government is not about to let people vote if they’re unlikely to vote Conservative.
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Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi left hugely disappointed by quality of virgins
Recently deceased former ISIS leader Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi is said to be furious about the quality of virgins he has been given in the afterlife, also insisting that his new home is a little on the hot side.
Husband supposedly inspired by ‘Bake Off’ yet to produce any form of cake
A male Great British Bake Off fan who has maintained a stream of ‘we should try that’ type comments from the sofa has yet to follow up with any form of actual baking.
Clocks going back means Brexit is delayed by another full hour, moan angry Brexiters
Turning the clocks back one hour is a cynical attempt by the government remoaners to keep us in the EU for even longer, insist right-wing fuckwits.
