A man who spent hundreds of pounds setting up a home gym in his garage at the start of lockdown back in March 2020 is today seriously considering his third workout using the equipment.
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Renowned local tight-arse Simon Williams, 52, from Coalville, Leicestershire, has had all the hallmark symptoms of an oncoming heart attack since he learned that the pubs would be opening this weekend, and he might finally be forced to get a round in.
The latest ‘Visit Britain’ campaign to lure international travellers to the nation’s tourist hotspots will focus heavily on the latest feature of British beaches.
A local woman who actively avoids any homeless people she sees them has decided to wade in on the on-going “Black Lives Matter” movement this morning, after boldly claiming that in her opinion, “All lives matter!”.
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