The Liberal Democrats have been hailed as ‘lifesavers’ today, after it was revealed that every house in the country has received several sacks of election leaflets from the party.
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People around the globe have lost all appetite after being given the mental image of Donald Trump struggling to flush down blobs of greasy shit that only a McDonalds-heavy diet can produce.
A single male from Bracknell has received more adverts disguised as Christmas card than actual Christmas cards but is nonetheless happy to display them around his home.
Philip Schofield was left understandably confused this morning after interviewing a ‘fluffy, blond’ critter that communicates in incomprehensible gibberish and likes a couple of fingers up its arse.
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