Weinstein feels ‘great remorse’ that he has to go to prison
Disgraced movie producer Harvey Weinstein has spoken of the ‘great remorse’ he feels at having to go to prison.
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Britain’s Moron Threat Level raised from ‘Moderate’ to ‘Severe’
As the Coronavirus crisis deepens, Britain’s moron threat level has been raised from “Moderate” to “Severe” as it’s feared that in a desperate attempt to try and seem in control, the frequency of Boris Johnson’s appearances on TV and radio will escalate dramatically.
Train stopping a metre and a half further down the platform ruins everyone’s day
An entire platform full of people had their day ruined when a train came to a stop a metre and a half further down the platform than it usually does.
Woman uses ‘stockpiling’ as an excuse to buy all the easter eggs in the shop
37-year-old Simone Williams has cleared the shelves of Malteser and Galaxy easter eggs as part of her ‘stockpiling for Coronavirus’.
