Woman who walked into a spiderweb gets a month’s worth of cardio in thirty seconds
A woman who walked into a spiderweb in the dark got a full month of exercise in less than a minute, it has emerged.
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Homeworker who planned to use saved commuting time for ‘exercise’ celebrates adding fourth inch to waist
A man who has been working from home since the first lockdown, and who resolved to use the time he no longer spends commuting to engage in a daily exercise regime, has today celebrated adding a fourth inch to his waist.
Careless woman accidentally beaten to death by unlucky man
A thoughtless 35-year-old woman was found beaten to death by a married father of two, who reported he was simply in the wrong place at the wrong time.
Man who spent summer insisting ‘All Lives Matter’ not that keen on helping migrant boats sinking in the Channel
A man who spent most of the summer tweeting #AllLivesMatter whenever anyone called for help for a particularly vulnerable sub-group of our society, has today decided that the way to stop migrants crossing the channel is by letting their boats sink in the Channel.
