Arseholes making their children wear school uniform at home
A pair of absolute bellends insist that their kids wear their school uniforms while being homeschooled.
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Priti Patel praises herself for month-on-month fall in knife-crime
Priti Patel, Home Secretary, part-time James Bond villain and definitely not an idiot, has given herself praise for the drop in knife crime over this past month.
Single man completes Netflix
A man who has been stuck inside his home for weeks has this afternoon finished watching every single thing on Netflix.
Joe Exotic offers to bring a little dignity to White House press briefings in exchange for full pardon
As Donald Trump’s latest press briefing descended into yet another acrimonious farce, convicted felon and reality TV star Joe Exotic promised that, if pardoned, he would go to Washington to bring some order to White House COVID-19 communications.
