Labradors and cocker spaniels have led protests throughout Battersea this morning, demanding that breeders “get a grip of their weird perversion” of making them have sex with a variety of poodles.
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As temperatures across the UK rocketed to those that most other countries cope with just fine, Faversham resident Sandra Williams made the shocking decision to simply abandon her knitwear on one arm of her sofa.
46-year-old Simon Williams from Hertfordshire has declared that it’s now “too hot”, despite having spent the past three months complaining about it being too cold. The precious little petal, known as Goldilocks to his friends, has spent the morning refilling his water bottle from the cold tap then holding it to his head, and ostentatiously
The recently completely full-day training course on Time Management could easily have been taught in an hour, according to the attendees this morning.
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