‘Two-metre rule’ finally gets the over 60s using the metric system
The over 60s have suddenly started estimating distances in metric, according to a new study released today.
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Man claiming to have had coronavirus weeks ago because he thinks it makes him look hard
A local man was today claiming to have had the Coronavirus “a few weeks ago” without realising at the time.
Government announces 7,000 new ventilators after agreeing to retain all 7,000 existing ventilators
The government has allayed fears over the number of ventilators available in the NHS to fight COVID-19, after confirming they have secured 7,000 new ventilators by retaining the 7,000 ventilators the NHS already has.
Experts offer catastrophic prediction that we could face up to a year of catastrophic predictions from experts
Experts have today offered the catastrophic prediction that we are currently facing the prospect of up to a year of catastrophic predictions from experts.
