Meadow mowers reminded that only ONE man and his dog allowed due to social distancing
The government has reiterated that the mowing of meadows by multiple men is currently strictly prohibited.
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Yorkshire and Lancashire wondering if they can socially distance from each other indefinitely
Britain’s two chippiest counties have applied to extend social distancing from each other indefinitely, according to documents released today.
Woman up to five showers a day after finding herself agreeing with Piers Morgan yet again
Local woman, Simone Williams, is up to five showers a day in her attempts to feel ‘clean’ after finding herself agreeing with Piers Morgan yet again.
Man left wondering where to find latest news about the Reptoids that secretly run the world after David Icke banned from Facebook
A gullible simpleton is this afternoon struggling to find out the latest news about the Reptoids that secretly run everything after David Icke was banned from Facebook.
