The Guinness Book of Records has today confirmed rumours that Prince Andrew has successfully become the squeaky bum world champion, taking the record away from Sir Alex Ferguson, the former Manchester United manager who had held it for 17 years.
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The same people who were pretty hot for ‘all lives mattering’ last month seem to have changed their mind after being asked to wear a small piece of fabric over part of their face.
White people have declared how pleased they are that racism is now sorted out and the Black Lives Matter protests can stop and everything will get back to normal.
A cannibal has been left bitterly disappointed after discovering that the severed hand he was settling down to tuck into turned out to be nothing more than a cake.
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